APRIL 15th: KERRY KATONA...AGAIN

So Kerry Katatonic has popped out another sprog, "So what!" I hear you say, well the difference this time is that she decided to do it in front of the camera for her reality TV show, is there nothing this woman won't do for a bit of publicity, I'm surprised she didn't do it on a pile of frozen pizza's and party snacks and squeeze in another advert while she was at it. I suppose we should be grateful that we didn’t have to witness the conception,

This glorious spectacle is going to be aired on her MTV show at the end of the month, I can only imagine it is going to be pure class. It will show Kerry telling the baby's father Mark that her waters have broken, does he jump up and run around the house screaming for hot water and towels, does he tear out to the car with the overnight bag forgetting the mother to be like a scene from a Carry On movie, does he? no he doesn’t, in fact he barely looks up from the Xbox he is playing and later says “well it’s not like she hasn’t had one before she’s got loads of em” like I said, pure class.

To be honest it's the baby I feel sorry for, not only has he had to battle against his mother drinking, smoking and snorting throughout the pregnancy but his birth is going to be screened on national television, I can see it now, it’s his 18th birthday and there he is surrounded by his school mates munching on Iceland sausage rolls when in walks mother who is carrying a DVD marked MTV 2008, oh the shame, the inhumanity of it all, I’m already cringing but to top it all off she has named the poor little mite after Max Clifford, what a role model, he doesn't stand a chance.

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