APRIL 16th: ALICIA DOUVALL
Updated: 10:42, Thursday April 17, 2008
What a gift a child is.
Could there be any greater joy than for a parent to gaze upon their sleeping baby and dream of the wondrous delights life holds for them? To watch them take their first step, say their first word, the first day at school.....
If you're Alicia Douvall, on the other hand, you look at your perfect daughter and wonder when they'll get their first cosmetic procedure. It seems Miss Douvall can't wait to start stuffing her little girl with breast implants and collagen and generally removing all the bits that she deems to be aesthetically below-par.
Yes, earth-mother Alicia has already given her 12 year-old daughter the go-ahead to get a boob-job when she's 16. Apparently, "Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job." Ah, sweet. What a fantastically well-adjusted outlook that young lady must have.
Her mum says she's happy for Georgia to have implants as "it'll give her a career" and "she'll be more famous than Britney". You know you're the apple of your mother's eye when she thinks breasts are the only thing that's going to keep you from joining the legions of tax-dodging, Jeremy Kyle fans and when her aspirations for you don't stretch beyond achieving greater success than a bald, psychotic red-neck.
Just to put the cherry on the doughnut, she's also going to change her name to "Destiny".
Spearmint Rhino, I hope you've got room on your books for another one.....
Could there be any greater joy than for a parent to gaze upon their sleeping baby and dream of the wondrous delights life holds for them? To watch them take their first step, say their first word, the first day at school.....
If you're Alicia Douvall, on the other hand, you look at your perfect daughter and wonder when they'll get their first cosmetic procedure. It seems Miss Douvall can't wait to start stuffing her little girl with breast implants and collagen and generally removing all the bits that she deems to be aesthetically below-par.
Yes, earth-mother Alicia has already given her 12 year-old daughter the go-ahead to get a boob-job when she's 16. Apparently, "Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job." Ah, sweet. What a fantastically well-adjusted outlook that young lady must have.
Her mum says she's happy for Georgia to have implants as "it'll give her a career" and "she'll be more famous than Britney". You know you're the apple of your mother's eye when she thinks breasts are the only thing that's going to keep you from joining the legions of tax-dodging, Jeremy Kyle fans and when her aspirations for you don't stretch beyond achieving greater success than a bald, psychotic red-neck.
Just to put the cherry on the doughnut, she's also going to change her name to "Destiny".
Spearmint Rhino, I hope you've got room on your books for another one.....
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