APRIL 23rd: THE CLAWS ARE OUT

Well, the claws are out at the moment,

Amanda Holden has inferred that a ferret would be better in bed than Les Dennis.  The bitchy Miss Holden, who is currently a judge on Britain’s Got Talent, was watching as an act involving a bunch of ferrets went horribly wrong and the ferrets started to mate with each other. She commented to fellow judge Piers Morgan that her ex hubbie was never as frisky as that, Meow!! Saucer of milk for table 2 please!  How embarrassing for him I thought but then the sting was taken out of this scathing attack when she went on to say that she would no longer be nice after he mentioned her in his recent biography, so she was just being nasty after all.

It’s funny how scorned women always attack either the size or performance never the personality. By the way there are rumours of her having received some lip enhancing surgery, lets see if they get any bigger as the show goes on and she joins the “Trout Pout” club along with the likes of Lesley Ash and Meg Ryan.

Also flashing the claws is Brian McFadden who has popped his head up from under Delta Goodrem to state that Kerry Katona is a horrible person, wow, shock, horror. Well thanks for clearing that up Brian… and the award for stating the bleeding obvious goes to… I can totally understand his worry when his young daughters are telling him that “mummy has to go to the priory because she is unwell”   But he hasn’t exactly been a model father, walking in out on them and moving half way around the world, those fortnightly visits must be a real pain for the kids. He says that she (Katona) is a total embarrassment to him and his family, err Brian, the woman is a total embarrassment to the whole blooming country at least you’re lucky enough to be on the other side of the planet, we’re stuck here with her.

TTFN

 

GG 

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