APRIL 24th: KELLY BROOK

Looks like 2008 could be a bad year for Kelly Brook. After 4 years together the airhead from Kent has decided to call it a day on her relationship with actor Billy Zane, but I’m wondering if she’s made the right move.

Getting together with a Hollywood actor seemed the way forward after a string of disaster career moves made by the busty babe. Presenting Big Breakfast and MTV Select certainly didn’t go down too well and she was axed by her clever bosses as we watched her day after day pitifully whining to the nation and being well and truly shown up by her co presenter Johnny Vaughn who took the edge off of her car crash TV. Thankfully she decided to look state side for work and met Billy who really had a shocker by getting it on with the lady who proves that it’s not all about looks! She may have cracked it as a model but she definitely should have stuck to that. Yes Kelly, men like to look at you but as soon as you open your mouth... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Now she has split from her fiancé, she is going to have to fend for herself in the career stakes. Watching her dance in Strictly Come Dancing where she had zero chemistry with her dance partner Brendan Cole, Kelly’s only real interest from the show was to see the sickly sweet smiles Billy was giving her whilst sitting in the audience and for the men to check whether she was safely strapped into her ball gowns!!

But after winning the FHM sexiest woman in the world title in 2005, she’s now slipped down this year’s chart probably due to men noticing her bad attitude... or not...men don’t care really do they?! The complete shocker on this year’s poll though is the fabulously curvy Holly Willoughby coming in at number 100 with the likes of Britney “psycho” Spears and the ginger bird from Girls Aloud ahead of her. But Kelly holds her place at least in the top 50 and that’s all she will ever be in her career, a pretty face and a big pair of boobs. Great claim to fame Kelly.

Who will be her next prey? She’s already let the rather gorgeous Jason Statham slip away and now Billy. But she has said she wants a whole new life change. How about a personality change too?

Wishful thinking!

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