JULY 3rd: PRINCESS JEN

What a spoilt little brat Big Brothers Jen is?! This week she has been nominated by half of the housemates (what does that tell you love) and is up for eviction against Rex, who funnily enough was also nominated by half of the housemates. On hearing the news, Rex cheered saying it was no surprise but poor ickle Jen burst into tears until her cronies gathered around to fluff up her dented super ego.

Do these people not watch the show before going on?! Getting nominated and being up for eviction is and always has been an integral part of Big Brother, why do they always get so upset?If they were being nominated by their close friends or family I could understand but she has known these people for a month, they are practically strangers.

Rex’s attitude is much healthier, he told Big Brother he would be fine if he got evicted, that he was looking forward to getting back to his life (that’s where the difference lies, he, unlike most people who go on the show he has a life outside of the house) and he does not feel the need to keep in contact with anyone in the house, good for him.

The housemates were doing their weekly shopping challenge, which this week was the aptly titled “Big Brother Zoo”, Jen and Bex were dressed as seals (no great leap for Bex who looks like a Walrus anyway) and every time a song by Seal was played in the house they had to run into the garden where Mario, the zookeeper, would chuck a large bucket of dirty fish stinking water over them.  Highly amusing I thought, but as soon as the going got tough Jen started complaining. She said she was going to quit the challenge not caring if it meant the rest of the housemates lost their food budget, this just goes to show what a self centred selfish cow she is and even though she announced this to the whole house her little band of followers still sat and mollycoddled her. The killer for me was that she said she hadn’t gone into the house to be humiliated and felt that the task was causing her to lose her dignity.  OH MY GOD!  I think you checked that at the door the moment you picked up the entrants form and left your young child to go on a reality show where humiliation is a daily theme,I say give her a dry slap, chuck another bucket of smelly water over her and tell to get over herself.

To finish I have been making my own observations of some of the housemates:

Mario:  Looks like the love child of Sylvester Stallone and Bernie Winters who funnily enough also starred with a big dog (for those younger readers google him you’ll see what I mean). And put some trousers on for godsake, I’ve seen bigger things on medinner plate.

Lisa: Drag Queen!! Enough said

Rex:I am going to rename him Topper because every time someone says they havesomething or has done something he has a better one or has done it twice.

Kat: Is it just me or does she sound like she should be in Southpark?

Luke: Did he take voice coaching lessons with Ashley from

Stuart:Anymore mascara mate and you’ll have to tip your head back to get your eyes open.

TTFN

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