JUNE 9th: THE RICH AND POINTLESS
Updated: 14:03, Friday June 13, 2008
Another funday Monday and time to peer through the window of the world of the
rich and pointless...
Diners at Cipriani were treated to a sight rarer than rocking horse dung this weekend when the usually plucked, scrubbed, planed and varnished Geri Halliwell displayed enough pit-fuzz to knit a winter wardrobe for a whole family of gerbils. Poor love is obviously suffering for her art - her new underarm beardage can be directly correlated to the hours spent toiling over the next adventure of her fictional heroine, uGenia Lavender. Literary genius pauses for no quattro blades with lubricated strip, my friends.
From one ginger halfwit to another, albeit of the slightly more in-bred variety; Princess Beatrice, who was outraged at being refused entry to a club. Fair dos I say. They probably didn't have enough room for her teeth.
Geezer-bird Gemma Atkinson notched up a few more points on her class-o-meter by drunkenly ranting at customers in a kebab shop that she turned down £8million to appear topless.
I don't even know where to begin with that sentence.
Suffice to say, gutter-dwelling as she may be, you can't help but admire the fact she's not yet sunk to the levels of many of her former Hollyoaks pals. Give me hollering at some oafs in the presence of a revolving meat pyramid over appearing in The Bill anyday.
Tutty-bye.
Diners at Cipriani were treated to a sight rarer than rocking horse dung this weekend when the usually plucked, scrubbed, planed and varnished Geri Halliwell displayed enough pit-fuzz to knit a winter wardrobe for a whole family of gerbils. Poor love is obviously suffering for her art - her new underarm beardage can be directly correlated to the hours spent toiling over the next adventure of her fictional heroine, uGenia Lavender. Literary genius pauses for no quattro blades with lubricated strip, my friends.
From one ginger halfwit to another, albeit of the slightly more in-bred variety; Princess Beatrice, who was outraged at being refused entry to a club. Fair dos I say. They probably didn't have enough room for her teeth.
Geezer-bird Gemma Atkinson notched up a few more points on her class-o-meter by drunkenly ranting at customers in a kebab shop that she turned down £8million to appear topless.
I don't even know where to begin with that sentence.
Suffice to say, gutter-dwelling as she may be, you can't help but admire the fact she's not yet sunk to the levels of many of her former Hollyoaks pals. Give me hollering at some oafs in the presence of a revolving meat pyramid over appearing in The Bill anyday.
Tutty-bye.
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